An Atheist Reads the Bible

"The only people who take the Bible literally are fundamentalists and atheists." --Andy Kindlet, comedian

Friday, May 10, 2013

Deuteronomy 22

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This has to be the most random chapter so far. So let's get to it! If you find a lost ox or sheep, take it back to its owner, or at le...
Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Deuteronomy 21

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Here's a question for you: you're out for a stroll in the Promised Land, just a normal everyday walk through the new neighborhood, a...
Monday, May 6, 2013

Deutronomy 20

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In the face of what looks to be a hard fought battle for control of the Promised Land, God lays down the ways any chickenshit men can weasel...
Friday, May 3, 2013

Deuteronomy 19

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After God clear cuts the people already living in the Promised Land and the Israelites set up shop, they should set aside three cities as as...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Deuteronomy 18

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Deuteronomy 18 Remember the Levites? No? Well, they carried the Tabernacle through the desert. It was a pretty sweet gig. And their rewar...
Monday, April 15, 2013

Deuteronomy 15, 16, 17

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Deuteronomy 15 All debts are cancelled after seven years. For Israeltes, that is You can hold the debts of strangers for as long as you wan...
Friday, April 12, 2013

Deuteronomy 14

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As if we haven’t heard this enough, Moses reiterates the dos and don’ts of Jewish cuisine, plus a few random no-nos. I’d think that people ...
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